contraggo un cancro ogni qualvolta che colgo uno spazio prima delle vostre virgole o, nei casi peggiori, uno spazio assente dopo le vostre virgole, buttate a casaccio come fossero concime
Siamo cosi’ piccoli
Quando cadiamo non ci sente nessuno"
When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no:
When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, they answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?